Legend Tripping

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  1. Most of the children of Carlin High School were engaged in the usual playground activities, girl gossiped rapidly sounding like a thousand busy typewriters; youthful first years laughed and chas ed each other around the yard, burning off energy; older kids from the rough end of town hid behi nd the toilets, smoking weed. Steven was sitting alone, perched on the fence like a hawk, watching all the normal mayhem when he spotted Simon Anderson take a nosedive onto the concrete. The boy just went white and dropped, and even though the other kids were making a godawful din, Steven definitely heard Simon’s skull crack like a heavy egg as it smashed onto the ground. The noise was a sickening, hollow sound that made his heart jump in his chest. He immediately jumped off the fence and rushed to see if the older boy was alright. In the seconds it took him to move to where Simon was, there was a large crowd around Simon, some girls were screaming, an older boy was shouting, “Get a...
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Instruction Manual.

Thotep Industries would like to thank you and congratulate you on your purchase of the Glowing Inversohedron XL. Model No. Y0G5TH-TH. This model is the most up to date version of the series and we have no doubt will bring you, your friends and family hours of unbridled joy and awe.

We know you cannot wait to get started on using the Inversohedron XL so we've printed a small handy guide to proper use and safety. Please read the following before use.

The Glowing Inversohedron XL Y0G5TH-TH.

Warning: Thotep Industries would highly recommend this module not be used by people with the following conditions:
Photosensitive Epilepsy,
Depression,
Fugue States,
High Blood Pressure,
Heart conditions,
Hyper- or Hypo- thyroidism,
Bipolar Conditions,
Cluster B personality disorders,
Tinnitus,
Dissociative Personality Disorders
Bacteriological or Viral infections,
Stomach Ulcers,
Cancer,
Deep Vein Thrombosis.

If you are worried about any using with any other pre-existing medical conditions, please consult your doctor before use.

Instructions for use.

The module comes pre-assembled with its own power-source which can be recharged completely in 24 hours when placed in a fully darkened room with a stable temperature of 296.15 degrees Kelvin.
The module will be fully activated when it it shines an amber colour and rings with a frequency of 92 hertz.

Please fully charge the module before use.

Please always use plastic gloves when touching the active module.

Once charged the module will function normally. Please however note the following.

The Module must be placed on a stone, not wooden setting and must be kept out of direct sunlight.

Please do not wash the module.

Please do not address any entities that one witnesses upon the facets of the module directly.

Please do not allow animals or children to play with the module. Any organic material that comes into contact with the activated module has a small chance of being transferred to another eigenstate within the uncertainty generator of the module. Thotep industries bears no responsibility for persons or animals lost within the uncertainty generator.

Please do not address any entities that one witnesses upon the facets of the module directly.

Please do not use the module for any more than 15 minutes at a time.

The module should not be left on unattended, there is a small chance of anomalous entity intrusion.

If anomalous entity intrusion happens and one is not instantaneously driven mad, please consult a local Thotep store where one of our Starry Cultists will be able to assist you in eradicating such an entity. This only applies to entities from A to C class. Anything above will have to be dealt with by emergency services. We suggest this be done immediately. (See appendix one for Classifications of Anomalous Entities.)

Hallucinations after use are normal but please consult a Neurologist if they persist for more than 24 hours after use.

The module can alter geometry of rooms which have more than three 90 degree corners.

Do not use outside.

Please do not address any entities that one witnesses upon the facets of the module directly.

Any internal vibrations caused by use should dissipate within an hour. Our Starry Cultists at your local store will be able to assist if they continue.

Further Safety tips.

If addressed by any entities one witnesses upon the facets of the modules, ignore them, if they are persistent, repeat the following phrase seven times. “Ghn'jhag Hngullch Achtig Achtig Wrlgnhull”

Do not address the entities directly while using this phrase.

We remind users that these entities can provide many false but convincing scientific theorems, occult mechanics and blasphemous surgical techniques. Do not try these at home. Thotep Industries does not bear any responsibility for any injury, criminal activity or madness caused by the user applying such techniques.

If the module starts altering the interior geometry of one's room, please remove from the room and allow direct sunlight to enter the room for a period of no less than three days.

Disorientation and Nausea are common after prolonged use. If this continues please consult one of the Starry Cultists at your local Thotep Store.

Once used for a while users may begin to experience advanced states of awareness this is perfectly natural and in fact beneficial. At this point Thotep industies would advise the following.

Use for no less than one hour at a time.

Address the entities one witnesses upon the facets of the module directly.

Such creatures often demand tribute for higher states of being, if such is the case, allow animals, small children, friends or family to touch the module.

Thotep Industries hopes you have fun with your Inversohedron XL module for Aeons to come.

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